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The modern bathroom upgrade
Toilet Paper Wipes. Water Cleans.
You've upgraded everything else in your home — your phone, your car, your kitchen. Your bathroom deserves the same treatment. There's a better way, and it needs no plumber, no renovation, and no landlord's permission.
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- Zero plumbing drama
- Water actually cleans
- Gentle on your skin
- Saves you $400+ per year
Quick question. And be honest — no one's watching.
If you got mud on your hands, would you wipe it off with a dry piece of paper and call your hands clean?
Of course not. You'd rinse them under water. Everyone would. So here's the uncomfortable part:
Why do we treat the most sensitive part of the body any differently?
Every day, millions of Australians wipe with dry paper and walk away assuming they're clean — not because it's the best way, but because it's the only way they've ever been shown. You haven't been doing it wrong. You've just never been given the alternative.
The Toilet Paper Trap
Paper doesn't clean. It wipes.
And wiping is just friction, dragged across skin.
- ✕Friction spreads residue instead of removing it.
- ✕Friction irritates and chafes, leaving skin raw.
- ✕Friction is why you wipe five, six, seven times — and still don't feel completely fresh.
The problem was never you. It was the method.
People don't stick with toilet paper because it works brilliantly. They stick with it because they've never been shown anything better. That's the trap.
The catch everyone assumes
"But bidets mean plumbers, renos and a landlord saying no."
For a plumbed-in bidet, that's true — and it's worse than most people think. In Australia, a mains-connected bidet is legally a high-hazard cross-connection. To do it properly:
$500–$1,000
Licensed plumber + backflow-prevention device, upfront.
$100–$250/yr
Council testing — every single year you own it.
Your bond
Renters modifying plumbing without written approval risk the lot.
So we built one that skips all of it.
The G'day Bidet is completely self-contained. It never touches your pipes, your mains water, or your walls. Which means: no plumber, no backflow device, no council testing, no renovation, no landlord permission, nothing to install. If you can fill a water bottle, you can set it up — in about a minute.
How it works
From friction to fresh in 3 steps.
Not a travel gadget. Not a medical device. Not a renovation. A modern bathroom upgrade that happens to need zero plumbing.
STEP 01
Fill
Top up the reservoir from your tap. Warm water if you like — because you fill it, you decide the temperature.
You take control.
STEP 02
Position
It sits neatly beside your toilet, ready whenever you are. No drilling, no tools, no mess.
No tools, no stress.
STEP 03
Wash
Press the button. A precise, controllable stream does in seconds what a fistful of paper never could. Pat dry, done.
Finally, genuinely clean.
Built for real Australian bathrooms
Every detail earns its place.
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Warm water, on your terms
Fill it warm — no icy shock, even in an Aussie winter.
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Pressure you control
Gentle for sensitive skin, strong enough to actually clean.
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Generous tank
Plenty of water — no mid-wash refilling like a squeeze bottle.
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Rechargeable
Charge it like your phone. No batteries, no cords.
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Designed to be seen
Minimal and modern — happy to sit out for guests.
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Made for here
Aussie-owned, with local support and a warranty behind it.
Why G'day Bidet wins
How it stacks up against the alternatives.
Everything people usually reach for — and why a self-contained bidet beats the lot.
| G'day Bidet | Installed Bidet | Wet Wipes | Squeeze Bottle | |
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| No plumbing required | ✅ | ❌ $500–1k | ✅ | ✅ |
| Renter safe | ✅ | ❌ | ❌ clogs | ✅ |
| Warm water option | ✅ | ✅ | ❌ | ❌ |
| Consistent pressure | ✅ | ✅ | ❌ | ❌ weak |
| Premium design | ✅ | ✅ | ❌ | ❌ medical look |
| One-minute setup | ✅ | ❌ | — | ✅ |
| Long-term cost | $109.99 once | $500–3,500 | ~$400/yr | $50–100 |
Competitor costs are typical Australian ranges. Installed-bidet figures include plumbing and annual backflow testing.
One-time offer
The G'day Bidet Pro Bundle.
The bidet, plus a wall mount, a $50 gift card, and the e-book guide. Over $370 of value — yours as a one-time offer for $109.99, 60% off.
$109.99
Save $165 · 60% off
or 4 interest-free payments of $27.50 with Afterpay
⏳ This one-time price ends at midnight tonight — then it returns to $275
🎁 Everything in your Pro Bundle
Total value $373
You pay $109.99
Every order is protected by the 30-Day "Feel Properly Clean or It's Free" Trial, free delivery, and our warranty. The risk is entirely on us.
Australians who made the switch
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★★★★★
The Convert
Daniel T. · Brunswick, VIC Verified
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"Set it up in my little apartment bathroom in under a minute — no plumber, no drama. Two weeks in and going back to paper alone honestly feels wrong now."
Daniel T. · Brunswick, VIC VerifiedComfort & Independence
Margaret H. · Adelaide, SA Verified
★★★★★
"At my age, reaching and twisting was the hard part. I just sit, press the button and I'm properly clean. It's given me back a bit of independence — and the warm water is lovely."
Margaret H. · Adelaide, SA VerifiedThe Renter
Chloe R. · Newtown, NSW Verified
★★★★★
"We rent, so I assumed a bidet was off the table. No drilling, no landlord permission, bond completely safe — and it moves with us next time. Wish I'd found it sooner."
Chloe R. · Newtown, NSW VerifiedThe House-Proud Aussie
Andrew P. · Gold Coast, QLD Verified
★★★★☆
"Was sceptical it'd feel cheap next to our new bathroom — it doesn't. Took me a couple of days to dial in my pressure, then brilliant. Only reason it's not five stars."
Andrew P. · Gold Coast, QLD VerifiedThe New Mum
Sophie M. · Geelong, VIC Verified
★★★★★
"A lifesaver in the early weeks after bub. Gentle, warm, and so much easier than the squeeze bottle — one hand free for a wriggly baby. Every new parent needs one."
Sophie M. · Geelong, VIC VerifiedThe Gift-Giver
Emma L. · Perth, WA Verified
★★★★★
"Bought one for us and one as a gift — the free $50 card and wall mount made it a no-brainer. It arrived looking premium, not like some gadget. Everyone I've shown wants one."
Emma L. · Perth, WA Verified
🛡️ Risk is entirely on us
The 30-Day "Feel Properly Clean or It's Free" Trial
Switching from paper to water is a real decision — habits are hard to break, even the ones that aren't serving you. So don't take our word for it. Take one month.
Use your G'day Bidet every day, in your own bathroom, for a full 30 days. If you don't feel noticeably cleaner, fresher and more comfortable than you ever did with paper alone — send it back for a full refund. No lectures, no hoops. The only way to lose is to keep wiping and wondering.
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Free deliveryFast, free, tracked delivery.🛡️
Warranty-backedBuilt to last and stand behind.
Proudly Aussie-owned
Real Aussies behind every order.
We're a small Australian team who actually use what we make — and we're on the other end when you need us. No faceless overseas warehouse, no runaround. Just genuine local support and real people who want you to feel properly clean.
Still wondering
Frequently asked questions.
First things first — is it even allowed?
Is the G'day Bidet allowed in Australia?
Completely. Because it's self-contained and never touches your mains water, it sidesteps every Australian plumbing regulation that makes installed bidets such a headache. Nothing to certify, register, or ask anyone's permission for.
Can I use it if I rent?
Yes — honestly, it's made for renters. No drilling, no modifications, no landlord permission, and zero risk to your bond. When you move, it comes with you. You've got nothing to lose here.
Setting it up & living with it
Do I need any tools or plumbing to set it up?
Not a thing. If you can fill a water bottle, you can set this up — fill the reservoir, pop it beside your toilet, and you're going. Usually under a minute, no toolbox required.
Won't it make a mess in my bathroom?
It won't. The stream is precise and targeted — it cleans exactly where it needs to and drains straight into the bowl. Your floor and seat stay dry. It's far tidier than you're picturing.
Will the water be freezing?
Only if you fill it cold — and that's your call. You fill the reservoir yourself, so warm water in means a comfortable wash out. No icy surprise, even in an Aussie winter.
How is this different from a squeeze bottle or travel bidet?
Pressure you actually control — gentle enough for healing, strong enough to actually clean — at the press of a button, with warm water if you want it and a proper reservoir so you're not refilling mid-wash. It's a permanent home upgrade, not a travel compromise.
Still on the fence? Fair enough.
Is it just another gadget that ends up in a drawer?
Fair worry — we've all bought one of those. That's exactly why you get a full 30 days to live with it. Use it every day for a month, and if it hasn't earned its spot in your bathroom, send it back for a full refund.
What if I don't like it?
Then you send it back within 30 days and we refund you in full. No lectures, no hoops. The only real risk is never trying it.
Not quite ready? We get it.
Sleep on it — we'll keep you posted.
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Here's what actually happens
For the first few days, water feels new. Then something clicks. You stop wondering whether you're properly clean — because you are. The 4pm not-quite-fresh feeling disappears. You use a fraction of the paper. And within a week or two, the old way starts to feel a little… primitive.
"I can't believe I lived without this."
You're not really buying a bidet. You're upgrading, quietly and permanently, one of the most everyday parts of your life — with 30 days to feel the difference, risk-free. There's nothing to lose but the wiping.
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